$DICKHOOD

reading this pool's swap logs…

We could not measure holder distribution for $DICKHOOD: this server is already running as many holder reads as it can without them breaking each other — measured, two of these 120,000-block Transfer walks running at once produce no measurement at all, just two failures — so this one was refused rather than queued behind them. That is our capacity at this instant, not a fact about this token; the same request a few seconds from now will likely get through. No percentage is shown, because a failed read of ours must never render as a number about someone else's token.

• · V4 depth is UNMEASURED, not zero: V4's PoolManager is a singleton holding every pool's tokens in one contract balance, so per-pool reserves cannot be read as balances. We say so rather than guess.
• · Volume is the 24h ETH leg the chainwide index attributed to each pool — a floor over what its per-tick budget could walk, never a lifetime total. Share divides by $DICKHOOD's 24h ETH across all 1 of its pools, not just the rows listed.

last 24h 0 ETH added over 0 events · 0 ETH left the pools over 0 movements (V3 collects and V2 burns — the two ways tokens actually leave a pool contract) · 1 V4 event carry a liquidity delta and no amounts, so they are counted here and add nothing to the ETH figures. Floors over the pools and blocks we walked, not a census.

• Every row is a log we decoded, stamped with the block it came from. This panel states what moved, when, and who signed for it — it does not label a removal, and it never will. Taking liquidity out is an ordinary operation; the reader draws the conclusion from the numbers and the times.
• V3 splits a removal in two: closed is the burn, which only credits what the position is owed, and withdrawn is the collect, where the tokens actually leave the pool. A collect carries accrued fees as well as principal and the event does not separate them, so we do not either. V2 does not split: a V2 removed transferred in the same call, with no collect to wait for, which is why the summary counts it as ETH that left rather than as principal credited.
• V4 rows report a liquidity delta (Δ) because that is all the event says. Turning one into ETH needs the pool’s price at that block, which is not in the event and not in the receipt — V4’s ETH side is native and moves with no log. Their ETH column reads “unmeasurable”, never 0.
• Percentages are deliberately absent. “80% of the liquidity left” needs the depth before the removal, and we hold depth only as a live read at one block — no history to divide by. The absolute amounts above are what we actually measured.

• · These strings were written into the token contract by whoever deployed it, and some of what is above came from our index rather than from this request — each part says which. Anyone can deploy a contract and write anything into it. A link here is not evidence that the account, site or person it points to has anything to do with $DICKHOOD — we do not check, we do not ask them, and we never follow the link to see where it lands.
• · Read them yourself: the contract on the explorer ↗